Wanwotfarn is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, fussy horse.

Wanwotfarn created dark energy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanwotfarn, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wanwotfarn, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Wanwotfarn's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Wanwotfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Never wear skirts.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Wanwotfarn.