Rottargkik is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humorless wyvern.

Rottargkik created the Sun seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rottargkik, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Rottargkik, he will ignore you.

Rottargkik's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Rottargkik's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate frogs.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. You must pray to Rottargkik seven times a day.

5. Do not chop down trees.