Rullcuntar is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, sage beaver.

Rullcuntar created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rullcuntar, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Rullcuntar, he will come to you in dreams.

Rullcuntar's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Rullcuntar's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three sheep approach from the north.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never mention squirrels.
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