Migbunkop is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, uncaring gerbil.

Migbunkop created the Black Eye Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Migbunkop, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Migbunkop, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Migbunkop's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Migbunkop's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if six porpoises approach from the north.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never play with disobedient children.