Flamviddap is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, able mongoose.

Flamviddap created silver four billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamviddap, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Flamviddap, it will destroy your favourite star.

Flamviddap's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Flamviddap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.