Weepon is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, staggering jaguar.

Weepon created a quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weepon, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weepon, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Weepon's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Weepon's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan mites, for they are unholy.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not commit murder.