Vedvonkbud is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, amazing salamander.

Vedvonkbud created parasitic wasps seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedvonkbud, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vedvonkbud, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Vedvonkbud's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Vedvonkbud's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Dolphins are not to be trusted.

5. Never hurt badgers.