Gatyarpcib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, benevolent bat.

Gatyarpcib created the Virgo Supercluster three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gatyarpcib, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gatyarpcib, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gatyarpcib's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gatyarpcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Put Gatyarpcib first in all things.

4. Gatyarpcib loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.