Dussdotcemdob is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, self-confident mink.

Dussdotcemdob created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Dussdotcemdob, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dussdotcemdob, it will turn you into a snail.

Dussdotcemdob's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dussdotcemdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no geese in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not wear nickel on your body.

5. Never write about planets.