Danhaslad is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, humorless otter.

Danhaslad created tapeworms two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Danhaslad, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Danhaslad, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Danhaslad's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Danhaslad's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Never talk about black holes.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.