Busflisfar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, compassionate wolf.

Busflisfar created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Busflisfar, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Busflisfar, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Busflisfar's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Busflisfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick tapirs.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Busflisfar.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.