Sabrawfly is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, impressive lizard.

Sabrawfly created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabrawfly, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sabrawfly, it will send you a sign.

Sabrawfly's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sabrawfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never talk about monkeys.

5. Do not make images of living things.