Titlogdav is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, dishonourable seal.

Titlogdav created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Titlogdav, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Titlogdav, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Titlogdav's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Titlogdav's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of hamsters.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.