Cudbugvon is a god.
He takes the form of a small, clever
crow.
Cudbugvon created carbon five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cudbugvon, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Cudbugvon, he will be very sad.
Cudbugvon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Cudbugvon's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.
2. Never talk about voles.
3. Never look at black holes.
4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.
5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.