Cudbugvon is a god.

He takes the form of a small, clever crow.

Cudbugvon created carbon five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudbugvon, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cudbugvon, he will be very sad.

Cudbugvon's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Cudbugvon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Never talk about voles.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.