Dubrakwee Hatdamyatt is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, thoughtless chinchilla.

Dubrakwee Hatdamyatt created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Dubrakwee Hatdamyatt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dubrakwee Hatdamyatt, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubrakwee Hatdamyatt's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dubrakwee Hatdamyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. You must never eat apples.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never wear orange tights.