Babhivham is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, tranquil gorilla.

Babhivham created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babhivham, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Babhivham, she will turn you into a worm.

Babhivham's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Babhivham's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six hamsters approach from the east.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Babhivham on top of all buildings.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always help sick pigs.