Bopcapflow is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, merciless hyena.

Bopcapflow created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Bopcapflow, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bopcapflow, she will turn you into a frog.

Bopcapflow's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Bopcapflow's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Bopcapflow.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never jump in the presence of monkeys.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Fast once a month.