Dussnurdap Dusskenhog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, awesome octopus.

Dussnurdap Dusskenhog created a photon seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dussnurdap Dusskenhog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dussnurdap Dusskenhog, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dussnurdap Dusskenhog's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dussnurdap Dusskenhog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never run in the presence of badgers.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.