Bastminwee is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, witty jackal.

Bastminwee created the planet Venus two years ago.

If you believe in Bastminwee, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bastminwee, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bastminwee's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Bastminwee's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must pray to Bastminwee six times a day.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.