Somgatbap is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, bad-tempered wolf.

Somgatbap created the Sombrero Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somgatbap, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Somgatbap, he will not care.

Somgatbap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Somgatbap's Holy Commandments

1. Put Somgatbap first in all things.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Always obey Somgatbap's priests.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.