Veennutbag is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical capybara.

Veennutbag created the Whirlpool Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Veennutbag, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Veennutbag, it will have a low opinion of you.

Veennutbag's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Veennutbag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never hurt goats.