Barnomtdud is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, all-knowing capybara.

Barnomtdud created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Barnomtdud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Barnomtdud, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Barnomtdud's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Barnomtdud's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Always wear brown.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never feed pineapples to sheep while wearing indigo skirts.