Weedimwab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, charitable grasshopper.

Weedimwab created parasitic wasps four billion years ago.

If you believe in Weedimwab, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Weedimwab, she will turn you into a worm.

Weedimwab's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Weedimwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near porpoises.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Weedimwab.

3. Weedimwab loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not laugh in public.