Getgabkem is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient wyrm.

Getgabkem created an atom three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Getgabkem, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Getgabkem, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Getgabkem's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Getgabkem's Holy Commandments

1. Always help foxes.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always look after injured pigs.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.