Jamfethak is a god.

She takes the form of a large, kind scorpion.

Jamfethak created snails five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jamfethak, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jamfethak, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Jamfethak's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Jamfethak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Jamfethak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Do not drink alcohol.