Kimjadsidwat is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless dragonfly.

Kimjadsidwat created a Higgs boson five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimjadsidwat, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kimjadsidwat, she will jump up and down on your head.

Kimjadsidwat's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Kimjadsidwat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Never hurt whales.