Targhogladbig is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, stupid raccoon.

Targhogladbig created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Targhogladbig, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Targhogladbig, it will be very unhappy.

Targhogladbig's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Targhogladbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.