Sagstanyart is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, wise octopus.

Sagstanyart created a Higgs boson two years ago.

If you believe in Sagstanyart, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sagstanyart, he will jump up and down on your head.

Sagstanyart's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Sagstanyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always make sure there are no ants in a building before entering it.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Do not make images of living things.