Pandunced Nellratcad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, humorless scorpion.

Pandunced Nellratcad created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pandunced Nellratcad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pandunced Nellratcad, he will strike you with lightening.

Pandunced Nellratcad's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Pandunced Nellratcad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pandunced Nellratcad.