Babsawfet is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent snake.

Babsawfet created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babsawfet, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Babsawfet, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Babsawfet's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Babsawfet's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Put Babsawfet first in all things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never eat tomatoes.

5. Never think about moons.