Tit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Tit created the cosmos two billion years ago.

If you believe in Tit, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tit, it will think nothing of it.

Tit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Tit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always wear violet.

5. Worship no other gods but Tit.