Fomquillkam is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain slug.

Fomquillkam created the Sun three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomquillkam, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fomquillkam, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Fomquillkam's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Fomquillkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always obey Fomquillkam's priests.

5. You must love Fomquillkam.