Cisskarpas is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, effective rat.

Cisskarpas created everything that exists four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cisskarpas, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Cisskarpas, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cisskarpas' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cisskarpas' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not sing in public.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Always obey Cisskarpas' priests.