Rilcumstan is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonourable donkey.

Rilcumstan created Asia two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rilcumstan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rilcumstan, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rilcumstan's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Rilcumstan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Retreat if five capybaras approach from the north.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Run away from violet moths, for they are unholy.

5. Never go into green rooms.