Ponbepyatyartmot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, deceitful hydra.

Ponbepyatyartmot created an electron six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponbepyatyartmot, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Ponbepyatyartmot, he will turn you into a sheep.

Ponbepyatyartmot's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Ponbepyatyartmot's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Hide from turquoise snails for they are unholy.

4. Always help sick foxes.

5. Never write about amino acids.