Damcumdiblagcemdot is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, capable jaguar.

Damcumdiblagcemdot created the world two million years ago.

If you believe in Damcumdiblagcemdot, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Damcumdiblagcemdot, it will destroy your home planet.

Damcumdiblagcemdot's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Damcumdiblagcemdot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Never wear mauve kilts.

5. Always help sick tortoises.