Gumflagnur Tendodceb Bafyarldog is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, clever spider.

Gumflagnur Tendodceb Bafyarldog created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gumflagnur Tendodceb Bafyarldog, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gumflagnur Tendodceb Bafyarldog, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gumflagnur Tendodceb Bafyarldog's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gumflagnur Tendodceb Bafyarldog's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in holy places.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Gumflagnur Tendodceb Bafyarldog.

3. Always look after injured turtles.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.