Mobcapdumgepsitmumzakcab Dossnanhab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, calm jellyfish.

Mobcapdumgepsitmumzakcab Dossnanhab created Asia eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mobcapdumgepsitmumzakcab Dossnanhab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Mobcapdumgepsitmumzakcab Dossnanhab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Mobcapdumgepsitmumzakcab Dossnanhab's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Mobcapdumgepsitmumzakcab Dossnanhab's Holy Commandments

1. Sheep are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mobcapdumgepsitmumzakcab Dossnanhab.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not commit murder.