Kopflatlim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish dragonfly.

Kopflatlim created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopflatlim, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Kopflatlim, it will turn you into a puffin.

Kopflatlim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Kopflatlim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat wheat.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not eat tomatoes.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.