Bodbetrat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, self-assured dingo.

Bodbetrat created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodbetrat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bodbetrat, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Bodbetrat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bodbetrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into violet rooms.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never paint your head turquoise.

5. Always stare at clouds.