Neltagshav is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, amazing alligator.

Neltagshav created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Neltagshav, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Neltagshav, she will throw large rocks at you.

Neltagshav's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Neltagshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Worship no other gods but Neltagshav.

5. Always pray immersed in water.