Ragvadmut is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, resourceful bird.

Ragvadmut created Africa seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragvadmut, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ragvadmut, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ragvadmut's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ragvadmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always treat birds with great respect.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ragvadmut.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.