Bembamcam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, amazing zebra.

Bembamcam created bats two million years ago.

If you believe in Bembamcam, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bembamcam, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Bembamcam's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Bembamcam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Put Bembamcam first in all things.

5. Never talk about asteroids.