Wancarbon is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, clever goblin.

Wancarbon created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wancarbon, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wancarbon, it will turn you into a hamster.

Wancarbon's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Wancarbon's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry sheep.

2. Never mention pigs.

3. Never run in the presence of swans.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.