Lenveging Siscubrutt is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, unthinking ant.

Lenveging Siscubrutt created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenveging Siscubrutt, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenveging Siscubrutt, he will make you grow a tail.

Lenveging Siscubrutt's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Lenveging Siscubrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always pray immersed in water.