Kemaftal is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unfair salamander.

Kemaftal created viruses seven million years ago.

If you believe in Kemaftal, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kemaftal, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Kemaftal's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Kemaftal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not hurt porpoises.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.