Timnakcip is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, unthinking capybara.

Timnakcip created energy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Timnakcip, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Timnakcip, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Timnakcip's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Timnakcip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Timnakcip.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Timnakcip loves swans, so they must be respected.