Komkanlat is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, passionate hydra.

Komkanlat created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Komkanlat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Komkanlat, she will make you grow a tail.

Komkanlat's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Komkanlat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no gulls in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not dye your hair cyan.

4. Hide if three snakes approach from the east.

5. Run away if five moths approach from the north.