Cunbodged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, contented wombat.

Cunbodged created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunbodged, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cunbodged, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cunbodged's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Cunbodged's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Put Cunbodged first in all things.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.