Larnmilflisdubgamvagjap Rawgodsug is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, benevolent wombat.

Larnmilflisdubgamvagjap Rawgodsug created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Larnmilflisdubgamvagjap Rawgodsug, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Larnmilflisdubgamvagjap Rawgodsug, it will destroy your home planet.

Larnmilflisdubgamvagjap Rawgodsug's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Larnmilflisdubgamvagjap Rawgodsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands gray.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. You must pray to Larnmilflisdubgamvagjap Rawgodsug four times a day.

5. Do not laugh in public.